Dear So and So

Dear people who designed the Facebook for android app,

You fail to tell me I have a message. I missed 5 messages, people think I am ignoring them. Sort it ooooout.

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Dear husband,

Thank you for teaching James to react to you saying ‘woo hoo’.
You’ve won this round of ‘I make James laugh more’. Bastard.

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Dear James,

Yes Daddy is hilarious, but remember who feeds you. You know you like my impression of the Hungry Caterpillar more than noise Daddy makes.

We cool?

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Dear National Lottery,

You appear to have put the wrong numbers up as the ‘winning’ combination. None of them were mine.
Could you rectify that please?

Thanks in advance 🙂

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