Dear people who designed the Facebook for android app,
You fail to tell me I have a message. I missed 5 messages, people think I am ignoring them. Sort it ooooout.
Thank you for teaching James to react to you saying ‘woo hoo’.
You’ve won this round of ‘I make James laugh more’. Bastard.
Yes Daddy is hilarious, but remember who feeds you. You know you like my impression of the Hungry Caterpillar more than noise Daddy makes.
Dear National Lottery,
You appear to have put the wrong numbers up as the ‘winning’ combination. None of them were mine.
Could you rectify that please?
Thanks in advance 🙂