Mrs S, would you like to follow me?
Oh good gracious, who is that Doctor Man? He is bootiful. *Tweets how beautiful he actually is*
I wonder if he’ll take my clinic?
10 mins later
Miss P, would you like to follow me?
I would follow the hell out of that man. He’s gorgeous. No wonder he’s a gynaecologist.
10 mins later
Mrs Crimp, would you like to follow me?
Crimson. Actually crimson, with a side of maroon and a portion of being my clumsy self trying to walk over.
Mrs Crimp, good to see you, I’m Mark, one of the registrars under Dr Allen, I’ll be doing your review today.
Hmmm. Uh ha, yep *glazed look*
How you doing, feeling OK on the patches?
Yep all good. Feeling well. I tend to have more hormones raging through me than a teenage boy at times. Look at my hair! It’s all lovely and thick.
Ah, yes. That’s a bonus. But what about internally, no hot flushes or night sweats.
No, I’m all good at night.
And dilation, that’s going well? Managing to dilate 3 times a week?
Yes, oh yes in fact I’m just using my husband now. *winky face*
Oh right, well lucky him. And that answers my next question. Sexually active?
What now?! Oh, yes, sorry. Yep all active.
And are you experiencing any dryness?
My ezcema has flared up a bit but I’m a bit stressed and it’s cold, init.
Erm, ok, but I meant vaginal dryness.
OH. Oh I see, erm, *cough* nope. *A new colour for red*
Well pop on the bed and I’ll do a quick exam on you.
Ahh yes, all looking good.
Oh thanks, that’s nice to hear.
Right, well as long as you’re happy, then we won’t need to see you for another year, but we’ll do a bone density scan on you.
Oh, so this will be the last time I see you? *wibbly lip*
Technically yes, but that’s a good thing.
Depends what thing your talking about.
Nice to meet you, keep up the good work!
*flashes mega watt smile*
*swoons and everything goes rose tinted*
Thank you Doctor.
*walks into chair, stumbles, exit stage left*
Finally! A perk to all this. A fit Doctor.
Look at me! I am stunning. I have less facial hair than this faux Doctor and your foof is still broken. Soz. But look at my eyes!